Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

Seras Victoria: Cheerful senior officer in the Hellsing organization and formerly average police girl turned vampire.  Tries to balance using her new powers to help people with holding on to her humanity.  Her fans:


Name: Caitie
Pairings shipped: AxI, ExI, SxP, A(lex)xI
Personality: Constantly talks about how cool Seras's hair is,babbles randomly on about how cool it would be to have red eyes, 'SQUEE!'s at AxI or SxP, loves ANY weapons, idolizes the Seras and wants to live in Britain and be a police officer.
Rant: Ohmygod did I mention how AWESOME Seras is?She's got cool hair that defies the laws of gravity and shes got a cool gun did I mention how AWESOME that gun is and shes got cool socks and she's almost always happy and she's so funny and she's so smart but yet so confused and she's so sad about her humanity but that's ok cause she's so darn AWESOME!
Miscellany: DeviantArt

Name: Meredith
Pairings shipped: AxS; SxP
Personality: Is obsessed with all things Hellsing, supports both Hellsing and Iscariot ('cuz Heinkel's just so cool!!), idolizes both Alucard and Heinkel (because they're both so cool).
Rant: Seras is so cool and Seras is so funny sometimes and Seras is so cool when she goes medeival on ghouls and Seras's spiky hair is so nifty and Seras has the cool Harkonnen and Seras has the spiffiest bed and Seras always pulls through a bad situation despite being afraid or uncertain.
Miscellany: Website

Name: Todd
Pairings shipped: SxP, AxI
Personality: Likes Young Walter, plays off AxI tension as well, enjoys seeing Millenium/Hellsing interaction where possible, amused by Pip, adores Heinkel almost as much as Seras.  Thinks Iscariot's pretty cool for a bunch of crazy people.  Tends to be rather picky about grammar when in a bad mood.  Also is male, despite some people online thinking otherwise.  Annoyed because all three of his attempts to join comicgenesis and thus get his own comic have failed miserably.  Has inspiration to draw at the most inopportune moments.
Rant: Seras is cool.  End of story.  She has a big gun that she can actually use pretty well.  She's got a sense of humor.  She's stubborn.  She doesn't get enough credit for her determination and slpirit.  Alucard wouldn't have picked if she didn't have potential.  She knows how to push Integral's buttons (see Shine's Xmas arc) to get funny reactions--maybe not like Alucard can, but she's still very good at dealing with the Hellsing inhabitants considering she hasn't really been there that long. 
Miscellany: Wants to poke Seras' hair.  Yes, her hair.

Name: Ben
Pairings shipped: "I don't believe romance belongs in Hellsing.  I do wish I could be there to help Seras through her changes.  Maybe as a friend, maybe as something more."
Personality: Obsessed with guns, big guns, big powerful guns; Harkonnen cannon is a sacred relic to him.  Thinks Seras will soon grow into her greater vampiric powers like shapeshifting, phasing through solid matter, instant-regeneration, sprouting demonic servants, and all the other cool stuff Alucard does; will continuously encourage her to work towards this end, even if it annoys her or creeps her out.
Rant: SerasSerasSeras, why don't you try turning into a dog or into bats like Master Alucard can?  It would be so cool to fly around like that!  You've already got the Harkonnen cannon and that's the coolest gun ever!  You can be even cooler if you grow into your vampiric powers!  I love your outfits too!  They're so sexy!  Blue's my favorite color you know!  -gasp- is that the Harkonnen cannon?  Can I touch it?  Can I shoot it?  I promise to be careful...
Miscellany: Supports gratuitous pyrotechnics.

Name: Matthew Henry
Pairings shipped: "Call me crazy, but Maxwell and Yumiko."
Personality: Has minor doubts that it was necessary to turn Seras into a vampire. Fears Andersong, and will climb into Seras' collar if he sees him.
Rant: Seras is so cool and has a sexy body and because she's young at heart she can wear stuff that Integra is too serious to wear. But think about it Seras, with all the powers he has at his command, did your "master" really have to shoot through you to get at the preist? But then you would have just been a one-shot character, so I'm cool with it. AHHHH! ANDERSONG! No wait, false alarm. So anyway, Integra is pretty hot too, but Seras...

Name: Willow
Pairings shipped: Doesn't ship pairings; vehemently anti-AxA.  "If you MUST hook some people up, and in a perverted way, I wanna see a Seras/Integra/Arucard threeway."
Personality: Adores the personality conflicts, the big guns, the clothes, the dialog, Seras' master obsession, her conflicts with being a vampire, her basic girly kick-***ness. Thinks the very idea of Anderson and Arucard as a couple is one of the STUPIDEST things she's ever heard, but could see brief liasions between other people. Makes fun of everyone! Including herself.
Rant: Seras deserves more respect! She's the only female field agent in Hellsing (that we've seen).  She does all this in a miniskirt, while being given a hard time by everyone and she uses that marvelous gun that weighs more than most pepole.  She's so cool!  She's tough, and capable, and wonderful!  She's got class in uniform, and style out of it!  Seras should be a more main character!  More Seras Victoria!  I wanna know EVERYTHING about her!
Secondary rant: Excuse me?  You want to see what happens between Anderson and Arucard?  One, they both strike me as pretty agressively hetro, two they hate each other, three, the only time they see each other, they try to... well, admittedly do very phallic mutilations, especially Anderson, but he's Catholic, and you know about -them-... Well, quite frankly, it just makes my teeth itch.  I want to go out and bite every single last person who came up with it, wrote about it, drew it, etc.  I mean, one of them might sodmize the other for the sake of proving his supiriority, but I don't think there'd be any romance there, and .... uh... I've gone too far, haven't I?
Miscellany: DeviantArt; webcomic

Name: Conor Skehan
Pairings shipped: "What is a pairing?"
Personality: Talks a lot and rambles on a lot.
Rant: Seras is sooooooooooo cool and she is a vamp and she is not all mighty "like Alucard" (I hate him) and she is hot too and she is nice and cool and she is the best Hellsing ever!!!!!!!!!




Name: Michelle
Pairings shipped: "...of course I wouldn't mind pairing with [Seras], but that may be a bit awkward...maybe if I could get some DNA to clone her..."
Personality: Is in love with Seras,also has the hots for Integra and is jealous of Arucard, however thinks that he has a sexiness about him (basically a horny teenage girl).
Rant: Seras is teh cutest and I love her outfit!  She has the bestest fashion sense and always looks so hot!  Oh my god did she just look at me?  He eyes are so sexy and she's just so hot!  Seras's so innocent looking and so cute and she's so outspoken and she has the cutest voice (both japanese and english dub ^_^) and she's just so pretty!
Miscellany: Webcomic

Name: Molly
Pairings shipped: SxA, SxP, AxI, WxS, M(e)xA
Personality: A fairly soft-spoken person; doesn't like arguing, debating is okay . . . Has a nutty streak in her like one time she said "rooty tooty fresh and fruity" and nearly drove her circle of friends to kill her.  (But really though, it isn't a phrase you can say once.)  Loves to sing; usually sings stuff from the Phantom of the Opera, her other obsession, as well as whatever else comes to mind.  Likes animals and laughing; is a mocha coconut frappachino kind of person; spends most of her money on books and music; misses Kurt Cobain and John Lennon; is terrible at talking about herself.
Rant: Seras is NOT useless!  I'm so sick of hearing that!  Why on earth would Kouta Hirano create a character with no purpose?  He wouldn't!  Seras is a perfect counterbalance for all of the violence and domineering personalities in Hellsing.  I forget who had said it but someone had said that she represents what Hellsing fights for--the pure within the dark evils of the world.  If Sir Integra didn't think she could pull off being a member of the Organization she would have had Alucard stick it to her and that would be that.  But that doesn't happen, she's still around.  I trust Sir Integra's judgement.  And it may just be that she is the eye candy of the anime, but she is more than that.  She has a personality!  Seras also represents a point of view that would normally be looked over.  She is the eyes and voice of the reader/viewer... she is new to all of the shoot the living dead bad guys.  We really don't competely know what is going on and neither does she and we discover that as the anime progresses.  And why is it that the cheery people are always looked down upon, eh?  Seras has integrity! (hehe....that word always makes me smile to find when its in books...)  Granted that hers is a caliber different from Sir Integra and the rest of the crew, but still it is her own!  Just because she cries and is hesitant doesn't mean that she is weak.  It just means she's a newbie!  Let's have a little respect for the Police Girl!  I know that if I ever was turned into a vampire I'd wish I'd be half as well as she's doing considering the circumstances.  And if anyone would care to notice the "weak and useless Police Girl" is in manga number 6 and still kicking although a little on the banged up side, but none the less she is still around! *pant pant pant* Rant sequence completed!
Miscellany: Hellsing's a really out-of-character anime for her.  Was told that it would gross her out . . . well, nope.  Granted it's violent, and it sure isn't Sailor Moon (which she loves to pieces), but she likes it.

Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.