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In case it's too hard to see: behind the rant in the second panel, Seras is jumping high enough that Todd the Seras fanboy - who otherwise would have landed in her shoulder area like everyone else - ended up on her legs. [Discuss this strip]
JUN   July 2004   AUG 27 28 29 30 1 2 3 W 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 W 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 W 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 W 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 W 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 W WEEK	And Shine Heaven Now The Archives ----------- 2003 Storylines 2004 Storylines   Nothing Ever Changes   Helena's Reviews   Valentine's Day (Week)   The Storyline From Hell   Vacation, All I Ever Wanted   The Obligatory Desert Island Story   Return of the Fangirls   Halloween Special 2004   The Pip Backstoryline   How the Grinch Canceled Christmas 2005 Storylines 2006 storylines 2007 storylines 2008 storylines   Popularity Obligatory character popularity poll! Pick one: Integra Hellsing Alucard Seras Victoria Pip Bernadette Walter Dornez The Wild Geese Nameless Woman from Order 07 Enrico Maxwell Alexander Anderson Heinkel Wolfe Yumiko Takagi Yumie Takagi Helena "Laura" (baobhan sith) Marian The Dandy Rip Van Winkle Schroedinger Major Montana Max Doc Captain Hans Guensche Yomiko Readman Nenene Sumiregawa Emma and William Jones Hakim Atawari Madeline The Doctor H. G. Wells Sailor Pluto The Scooby Gang Reseda Baalberith Lisa Diane (Madeline's rival) Timothy Marian Amethyst Raven... Robin Sena Amon Anthy Himemiya Chuchu Yumie/ko's grande soeur Yumi Fukuzawa Sachiko Ogasawara Sei Satou (Rosa Gigantea) Jan Valentine Luke Valentine Kim (the dead reporter) Incognito Sett The adze Stephen Colbert Nina The Sailor Senshi "She" Dr. Trevelyan Sir Islands Sir Penwood The Queen Lord Arthur Hellsing Richard Hellsing Somebody else! Current Results

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