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This flash video got bumped from comicgenesis for being too big, then from both DeviantArt and just about every other hosting site in existence for containing copyrighted material (i.e. Hellsing clips). Ladies and gentlemen, AnimeMusicVideos.org is a godsend. HellSING! does the unofficial theme song of CTY: American Pie. This is a HUGE file, it contains serious anime spoilers, and some of the timing is a little off . . . but I think it came out quite well. Features the traditional CTY dancing. Today was also my mother's birthday. I've taken her email down, but she got an impressive total of sixty-five celebratory emails from you guys. Thanks, everyone! [Discuss this strip]
JUL   August 2004   SEP 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 W 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 W 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 W 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 W 29 30 31 1 2 3 4 W 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 W WEEK	And Shine Heaven Now The Archives ----------- 2003 Storylines 2004 Storylines   Nothing Ever Changes   Helena's Reviews   Valentine's Day (Week)   The Storyline From Hell   Vacation, All I Ever Wanted   The Obligatory Desert Island Story   Return of the Fangirls   Halloween Special 2004   The Pip Backstoryline   How the Grinch Canceled Christmas 2005 Storylines 2006 storylines 2007 storylines 2008 storylines   Popularity Obligatory character popularity poll! Pick one: Integra Hellsing Alucard Seras Victoria Pip Bernadette Walter Dornez The Wild Geese Nameless Woman from Order 07 Enrico Maxwell Alexander Anderson Heinkel Wolfe Yumiko Takagi Yumie Takagi Helena "Laura" (baobhan sith) Marian The Dandy Rip Van Winkle Schroedinger Major Montana Max Doc Captain Hans Guensche Yomiko Readman Nenene Sumiregawa Emma and William Jones Hakim Atawari Madeline The Doctor H. G. Wells Sailor Pluto The Scooby Gang Reseda Baalberith Lisa Diane (Madeline's rival) Timothy Marian Amethyst Raven... Robin Sena Amon Anthy Himemiya Chuchu Yumie/ko's grande soeur Yumi Fukuzawa Sachiko Ogasawara Sei Satou (Rosa Gigantea) Jan Valentine Luke Valentine Kim (the dead reporter) Incognito Sett The adze Stephen Colbert Nina The Sailor Senshi "She" Dr. Trevelyan Sir Islands Sir Penwood The Queen Lord Arthur Hellsing Richard Hellsing Somebody else! Current Results

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