Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

She's a pretty woman with two personalities: one a sweet and timid nun, the other a berserker who kills for the Iscariot Organization. The wombat round of fans of Yumiko/Yumie Takagi:


Name: Kristin
Pairings shipped: HeinkelxYumiko
Personality: Usually loud, cheerful, told she's obnoxious. Quiet around those she admires and doesn't wish to scare away.
Rant: It's Yumiko XD She's got a split persona that kills ppls ^_^ What's there not to love? Honestly she's just sooooo cute when she's all shy and then UBER cool when she's Yumie! *Hides in her little hood thingy* I bet you her hair is REALLY pretty, in the mangas you only get to see a little bit of it. Makes me sad how she hides it. And she was just the CUTEST in that maids outfit! *dances* Everyone should get a daily dose of the cuteness that ish her!! XD

Name: Sarah
Pairings shipped: AxI, if in subtle undertones
Personality: Sometimes shy and retiring, sometimes all-out and raving; slightly eccentric, a bit like Yumiko. Catholic, though not very devout. Wouldn't snuggle up to characters, not because she doesn't think they're awesome or inspiring, but because Alucard would eat her, Integra would slice her head off, and Yumiko might well turn into Yumie and kebab her with a ketana.
Rant: You want a really fantastic character? Then why oh why are you ignoring Yumiko? I certainly don’t see how you can ignore Yumie! Just think: Yumiko’s such a sweetie-pie! And Yumie’s so sharp, like a rabid penguin with knives! And they have a DUAL PERSONALITY, which I think is just the business! I mean, hit Yumiko, and next second you get your hand cut off by Yumie and her katana! Unless you’re Heinkel, in which case it’s okay. Really, you can see how great a character they are by the fact that they can attract fans who occasionally use punctuation.
Miscellany: On Fanfiction.net


Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.