Attack of the Fangirls' Profiles

Leif: boyfriend of Jessica, another FREAK-chipped vampire. They go on a killing spree until Alucard takes them out. His fan:



Name: Sletia
Pairings shipped: None (not even LeifxJessica)
Personality: Shy; intelligent; doesn't speak up much, but when she does, watch out. Very blunt and opinionated; corrects everyone's grammar. Doesn't like Jessica because she ran like a scared rabbit. Likes Leif because he's the evil, completely reverse version of herself: druggie, slutty, violent, etcetera.
Rant: OMG I'M LATE! LEIF HONEY! *GLOMP* OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE FANS BUT THAT'S OKAY, YOU HAVE ME! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I FIRST SAW YOU ON A HELLSING MUSIC VIDEO AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL AND EVIL AND AWESOME AND I HAD TO SEE HELLSING! I WAS SO SAD YOU WEREN'T A MAIN CHARACTER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE! YOU'RE SO SEXY AND SCARY AND YOUR FANGS ARE HOT AND I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR EYES AND YOUR HAT, CAN I PULL YOUR HAT OVER YOUR EYES!? SQUEE! OH AND YOU SHOULD DUMP JESSICA, I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU IF WE WERE IN DANGER, I'M DEVOTED AND I'LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE! OH AND YOU ALSO WIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME JAPANESE VOICE ACTOR AS THE AWESOME VILLIAN VALGARV FROM SLAYERS TRY! W00T!
Miscellany: LiveJournal

Sett: ancient Egyptian god of chaos, summoned by Incognito, but still no match for power-released Alucard. His fan:

Name: Catherine
Rant: Set is amazing - first of all, he's a God, which makes him way, way more powerful than any little vampire. He's a God who killed another God, even, so you know he could take on just about anyone and win, because it's not like Alucard is going to be any more powerful than Osiris. What can you say about someone whose titles include "He Before Whom The Sky Shakes" and "Lord of the Desert," really? Set was the protector of Lower Egypt for a really long time, which means he's not one of those gods who hang out in the Never-Never and ignore humanity. Sure, he made a lot of mistakes, but he's never been completely evil and there's always been *reasons* for the things that he did, and you could actually blame a lot of his bad press on Horus, who always had it in for him. This is a God who actually pays attention to what his followers want, and tries to give it to them. He's a sky-Netjer who specifically controls storms, so he's got lightning and thunder any time he wants it. The guy is was the very symbol of strength to the Egyptians - Set was who you went to for destruction, if you needed it, and he's the personification of darkness. Way niftier than a creature that creeps around slurping blood and phasing through walls and hates sunlight.
Miscellany: Website

Incognito: the much-despised vampire created for the sake of giving the anime a climax, in lieu of waiting for more manga material to work with. Incredibly enough, he has fans:

Name: Matthew
Pairings shipped: AxW; would probably be lynched if he said SxIncognito
Personality: Shy; sarcastic; curious, self-conscious
Rant: Well first off given the fact I believe Incognito was a last minute addition he made good use of his time. It left a lot of plot holes like who his master was (signs that I don't think they meant to stop at 13), his origins, and how he got control of the chips in the first place.

He also had cool background music, especially when summoning Seto (tribal drums) and creating the zombie army that would attack the Tower. while he wasn't able to defeat Alucard he did manage to cause a LOT of damage and hey even Andersong got a smile out of the fight. That has to count for something.

Name: EVA-01X
Pairings shipped: Not really into that kinda thing
Personality: Intellectua, though most of it's in his head. Will use giant long words to replace simple ones. Sometimes comes off as a snob; pretty sarcastic.
Rant: What can I say about Incognito? First off, he's the only to take Alucard to withen an Inch of his life... er... death.... undeath? Thats always a winner in my book, plus, he's not afraid to wear an embarassing color or go around in the nude! Common, how badass is that!? Not to mention his love of Heavy firepower, that little gattling gun thingiemajig he's got definatly impresses me.... although I do belive he may be compinsating for something... But he's still as badass as can be!! Common', Evil vampires are great, but ones that can summon evil gods of destruction are even better!

Disclaimer: Hellsing isn't mine - it's copyright by Kohta Hirano, Gonzo animation, Geneon Entertainment, and probably some other groups I've missed.  So please don't sue me.