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Helena: Centuries-old vampire in a child's body, wise beyond her apparent years. Dispenses some useful advice to a confused Seras. After death, wanders the sky as a ghost for a while. Her fans:
 Name: Nighteyes
Pairings shipped: A little IxS; finds WxS funny; doesn't understand AxA; will read anything that's good, tho
Personality: Happy once she's got what she wants. Completely psychotic; will do random character pairings just for a laugh. Fanatically Hellsing-obsessed enough that she's planning to find a village called Cheddar and poke around in the church.
Rant: OMFG!!! HELENA!!! OMG, Helena is the coolest vampire ever and she’s so calm and she’s a balancing point for everybody who meets her and she’s so pretty in her little old-English dress and she always reads which makes her smarter than anybody else in the whole wide world of Hellsing and she’s so selfless and she’s so wise because she can tell what anybody is feeling at any time and she has spiffilicious telekinetic abilities and she can open and shut her door with sheer brain-power and she was clever enough to escape from Incognito but she stayed to warn Seras because she’s so nice and self-sacrificing and she has hair that’s the same colour as Integral’s but it’s prettier because it’s all soft and fluffy and makes you want to cuddle her and she has the coolest eyes because nobody’s sure what colour they are because sometimes they look brown and sometimes they look purple and sometimes they look red and they always show how much she knows and she looks so delicate but really she’s strong and she’s so subtle because nobody knows if she hunts or not and even if she does I’d let her drink my blood to keep her coolness in the world! OMG Helena, tell me what book to read!!!!!
Secondary rant (at arrival of Integra): (Must be done craning forward with shining eyes, possibly drooling)* OMF-ing-G... Is that Integral? Look, Helena, her hair’s like yours! She’s so pretty!! Wh00t! Moonbeam blonde makes all characters pretty! You’re proof, and so is she, and even Luke looks pretty despite his fugly face! OMG, she looks so cool in her suit! Don’t formal clothes just ROCK! Yeah! FORMAL!!! OMG I’m gonna dress just like her for my next birthday and I’m gonna have a black forest cake with chocolate icing and on the top it will say ‘HELLSING We will never give up and despair, we are on a mission from GOD’ and I’ll get a butler to cut it with dental floss while I put yellow roses in a paper-shredder!!! And the whole gang will be there, even Iscariot cosplayers and Nazi cosplayers!
Miscellany: Website; Fanfiction.net
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 Name: Tatiana
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Quiet; indifferent; but quickly excited by things that she likes.
Rant: Wow! Helena is so cool, I love her look and the way she talks!! And
she has all this cool collection of books!!! BOOKS!!! She appears so cold and uncaring not to forget she is a vampire. What more could someone want! Did I mention she even managed to stay cool till her end (she should not have died, MUST KILL INCOGNITO!!) I would so love to take revenge for her *muahahahaha* kill kill
Miscellany: DeviantArt
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 Name: Marius
Pairings shipped: AxIxS; any combination thereof
Personality: Emotionally detached; severely inclined to expose friends and associates to both puns and frightning mental imagery.
Rant: Well, Helena's obviously well-read, and has had time to spare, so being turned into a vampire as a child was awful short-sighted of her sire. I mean, why the heck couldn't he have kept close tabs on her for a few more years until she was through puberty, at least? Then she could move about more freely, rather than hide away oh sod it, only virgins can become vampires anyway, according to the manga, so there's no real point, except DAMN! *Sigh* Oh, well...
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 Name: Icey
Pairings shipped: AxI, SxP
Personality: Never quite all the way awake unless in the presence of attractive people, alcohol, or both. Sarcastic to extremes. Tends to persistently flatter until either a blush or a slap in the face reaction is achieved. Quotes books and plays often; considers it an achievement to do so.
Rant: Helena is just such a deep character, I mean there is clearly so much more to her than we see everything she says could be examined to such great lengths because there could be so many deeper meanings to it all. She is so helpful to, I think that if it weren't for her words there is a good chance
Seras would have broken down and not been able to cope as well as she did, don't get me wrong not trying to put Seras down at all but its just clear that what Helena said helped her so much in understanding her new life (or unlife). The way she stays permanently in a child's body is such a good metaphor to, fragility of a child and all that, the old adage the wisdom of a child is so strong here. Helena reads looooads to, I wish I would have time to read that much in my life, and I wish I could be that wise to.
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 Name: Mitchell
Pairings shipped: HelenaxSchrö, LeifxJessicaxKim
Personality: Nerdy; likes to read, play on computer. Nice guy; doesn't like hurting people. Cries when characters die. Obsessed with "cuddling."
Rant: Helena! I'll love you and squeeze you and love you until you die, except you're already dead so that's okay then! Actually, you're double-dead 'cause of that, but that's okay, 'cause it worked for Jack kellington. We're perfect together! I'm smart, you're smart. You like books, I like books...We can do everything together. I can show you the internet, and Halo, and...That seems vaguely pedophilic...I know! I'll be a father figure! That's okay, right? I'll take you to school, and tuck you in at night...That's not wrong...I think...
Extra Rant upon seeing Incognito: I will protect Helena-San! HAI! :Hair turns golden, and eyes turn pure-blue: Super-Fanboy Level 1! Kame-KEN! :Energy Turtle hits Incognito: My mission is accomplished! :Goes back to hugging Helena:
Miscellany: Devoted Christian, sorta bi, uses C. S. Lewis as a theology guide. Message board
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 Name: Christina
Pairings shipped: LukexBaobhan sith
Personality: Completely and utterly bonkers.
Rant: Helenaissocoolandsocalmandshereadsthecoolest
bookseverandshe'ssoyoungandsocuteandsweetandIjust
loverherpersonalityandthewayshejustallowedIncognito
andwassoocalmaboutitandshehelpedSerasandtheother
guyandit'ssobadthatsheandIntegralnevermetandIjust
loveHelenaand....and......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miscellany: Website; Other website
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 Name: Jessie
Pairings shipped: AxI
Personality: Intelligent; quirky; loves to edit things ad nauseum.
Rant: Helena is so great! Helena is sooo smart and wonderful and pretty...she's so sweet and mysterious and she loves books - just like me! - and I'm so jealous of her hair...
Miscellany: Message board
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 Name: Angel
Pairings shipped: AxI, PxS; considers anything else hilarious but highly unlikely.
Personality: Extrememly obsessive; can range from psychotically bouncy to quietly homicidal. Prefers books to people, and people to working. Pagan and proud. Extremely attached to boyfriend; finds all things Hellsing-related interesting. Likes some anime and manga; LOVES fantasy/sci-fi. English major with a talent for nitpicking.
Rant: Oh where do I start? Helena is so cool! She is the ONLY one in Hellsing who likes to read as much as I do, and if I was a vampire I'd want to spend all my time with her so we could talk about all the books we'd read and we could figure out what else we'd like to read. I love her little library with the opera and the candles. That skylight is an inspired idea cause if she's as powerful as she seems to be I'm willing to bet she
can stand sunlight just like Alucard. Eeee! And she's the only one who looks like a kid, which means she doesn't have the boob-obsessed running after her, like Seras, and that's totally spify. She's so awesome, I bet there's not a crossword puzzle in the world she can't handle, and I'd love to play a game of Trivial Pursuit with her. No one is cooler than Helena, cause she's the one who creeps out Incognito and she's nice to Seras, like no one else is, and she's probably old enough to know a lot of vampires. She can't be bad because Hellsing leaves her alone and lets her live, and even mortals respect her, when a lot of them just laugh at vampires. Yay! Helena! The only really visibly smart one! How can you not love a good bookworm?
Miscellany: Website
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 Name: Kristin
Pairings shipped: IxW, AxS; dislikes Pip
Personality: Nervous about doing fangirl thing.
Rant: I love Helena! She's so neat! She's so calm and collected! She's just to cute for words too! ^_^ I have a hard time speaking to people I really admire . . . besides,if I went into full rant I think you'd block me...*blushes*
Miscellany: Overly obsessed Alex fan.
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 Name: Keito-chan
Pairings shipped: AxI, ExAlex, WxExtra Chick from Order 07
Personality: Mainly reads and plays online; will squeeze in three minutes of reading in the lunch line; always has at least two books on hand, with up to six in her mini backpack. Ignores strangers who interrupt her reading; can get evil about it; would attack if her book were taken away. Can be selfish; doesn't like to be proven wrong. Hates it when religion is pushed on people. Will throw books if angry enough.
Rant: OMG It's Helena. Helena is so cool. Helena is the best. She has a library for a home and I want one just like it. The candles disappear and relocate themselves, I know because I watched some parts of Helena's scenes frame by frame on my computer. OMG Her hair is so pretty and she's so proper. She gets crabby like me sometimes too! I love it. People should just leave her alone so she can read. Like that stupid cop that hit on Seras before he blew up in a firey ball of revenge. SMOTE BY THE LITERATURE GODS! Helena would be even more cool if she kicked Incognito's *** this time around... Seriously, What was up with not kicking his ***? Could have set him on fire or munched on his insides instead of pushing out. WTF Helena? Kick some ***. Come on. I know you can do it. Kick his ***...
Further Rants: If Helena is reading: *Doesn't say anything, but reads her own book while Helena reads hers.*
If someone is harassing Helena/interupting her reading: *Closes the book she was reading and glares at the offender* GO AWAY AND LEAVE HELENA ALONE OR I SWEAR UPON MY BOOKS I WILL GIVE UP CLINGING TO HELENA TO DISEMBOWEL YOU! I WILL! I'M THAT DEDICATED! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME LOOK AT MY ROOM! THE WALLS ARE TURNING INTO BOOK SHELVES! SO COME ON! TRY ME! KEEP BOTHERING HER!
If Helena is going to attack someone: *Opens mini backpack purse and takes a book in each hand, ready to attack with her.* *Goes back to reading.*
Miscellany: Partly psychic. GreatestJournal.
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